Might be from Wisconsin if...

This is sad.... because the ones im going to post, I have either experienced or agree with....

you have gotten frostbitten and sunburned all in the same week. you know what cowtipping is.
you have no problem spelling Milwaukee.
you know how to polka.
you think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
you know where Waukesha is AND can pronounce it.
you can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Berlin, New London & Poland all in one afternoon.
the local paper covers major headlines on 1 page, but requires 4 pages for sports. you drink soda and refer to your dad as "pop."
you find 0 degrees a little chilly.
you actually understand these jokes.
your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
you used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday...
the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do...
you think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major religions.....
there was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning...phew!
you have to drive thirty minutes to the nearest movie theater.
you know how to pronounce "brat".
your school lost half their student body during deer season.
at every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey pokey and the chicken dance.
you know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.
you have ever been to State Street in Madison during a protest of something.
you have drank "white soda" (ie 7Up, Sprite, etc).
you have experienced snow storms in April.
you have had school closed due to wind chills and frostbite warnings.
you have ever partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana,German Fest, Irish Fest or all of the above. you or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
you've seen a hodag.
you've taken your kids trickortreating in a blizzard
you know where Oconomowoc is AND can pronounce and spell it.